{"id":1455,"date":"2026-03-19T19:41:21","date_gmt":"2026-03-19T19:41:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/?p=1455"},"modified":"2026-03-19T19:47:03","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T19:47:03","slug":"robot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/la-robota\/","title":{"rendered":"The Robot"},"content":{"rendered":"

ENGLISH TRANSLATION:<\/strong><\/p>\n

I took a robot as a companion
\nNow I live happily in the land of plenty
\nShe appeared to me in a cardboard box... a wonder of nature
\nShe said: \"I'm here for life, not for the garbage\"<\/p>\n

Thus the journey begins
\nWith Carlotta in my luggage
\nWho, as if by magic
\nComes out of the suitcase
\nSurprisingly resplendent<\/p>\n

We dock at the port
\nShe without a passport
\nWe hang out everywhere
\nShe speaks the language anyway
\nDamnedly eloquent<\/p>\n

A beautiful tour of the world
\nAll-round happiness
\nShe, breathtakingly beautiful
\nEverything is within reach
\nStunningly attractive<\/p>\n

Carlotta always
\nYou will be in my heart
\nCarlotta, thank you
\nFor your love...<\/p>\n

Ruining the party
\nThe much-feared
\nBlow on the head
\nSuddenly the electric shock<\/p>\n

Carlotta with no memory
\nHer members fail
\nShe doesn't remember my name
\nShe caresses me as if I were a dog
\nObviously innocent<\/p>\n

I'll take her to get repaired
\nI want to find her again
\nBut she's not herself anymore
\nShe's become completely strange
\nReally depressing<\/p>\n

I got a robot as a companion
\nNow I live unhappily with the flaw!!!<\/p>\n

She disappeared one full moon night without resentment
\nShe wrote to me: \"But why do you hope to find love with someone who has no heart?\"<\/p>\n

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TESTO ORIGINALE IN ITALIANO: Ho preso una robota come compagnaOra si vivo felice nella cuccagnaMi \u00e8 apparsa in una scatola di cartone\u2026 meraviglia della naturaMi disse: \u201csono qui per tutta la vita, non per la spazzatura\u201d Cos\u00ec comincia il viaggioCon Carlotta nel bagaglioLa quale come per magiaEsce fuori dalla valigiaSorprendentemente risplendente Attracchiamo al portoLei senza […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1278,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-musica","category-tutti-i-post"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1455"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1465,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions\/1465"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bigbangbong.online\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}